Evil Barbie's Journal

6:57pm: Huge Garage Sale in Norman!

Garage Sale
Saturday August 19, 2006
7:30 AM to 4:00 PM

Items for Sale:
Yarn, Craft Books and Supplies, CSI Season 1 DVD Set, Assorted Books, Trading Card Games, Ink Jet Cartridges, Women's Clothing (Mostly Small Sizes), Women's Medical Scrubs (X-Small and Small Sizes), Women's Accessories, CD's, Small Home Furnishings, Fast Food Toys, Glassware, Bath & Beauty, Women's Shoes, and Much More!

Location:
5113 West Tecumseh Road, Norman

7:34pm: As pertaining to my last post...
1. I marched in a parade in Southern California dressed as a reindeer.

TRUE -- My girlscout troupe dressed as a fleet (?) of reindeer for a Christmas parade.

2. Paris Hilton is my second cousin.

UNTRUE -- I have been told that I looked like Paris Hilton back when I had blonde hair. (The shorter, poorer, fatter version.)

3. One weekend, I hung out with a transgender who had guns stuffed in her couch cushions and a bomb in her coffee table. Later that afternoon, I rode with a biker gang. That evening, I went to a gay bar to watch a drag show. One of the performers recognized me, and ran off mid-performance. To this day, I still don't know who it was.

TRUE -- One day I'll get around to writing the full story on that weekend.

4. I was once trapped in an elevator for 2 days.

UNTRUE

5. I can smell when a thunder storm is approaching.

TRUE

6. I once jumped rope for 6 hours.

TRUE -- It was a jump rope marathon for the American Heart Association.

7. I once ate 3 pounds of butter for 20 bucks.

UNTRUE

8. When I was in the fourth grade, I got kicked out of a depatment store for trying on women's shoes.

TRUE -- The guy in the shoe department yelled at me and kicked me out for "playing" in the women's shoes. (I happened to wear a Size 7 by the time I was in the fourth grade.) My mom complained to the manager, and I think the guy ended up getting fired.

9. When I was younger, I wanted to train to be an Olympic gymnast, but my parents wouldn't let me.

TRUE -- They didn't want me to be raised by a coach and miss out on my crappy childhood. (Frankly, I think I would have been much better off, but I digress.)

10. I was contacted by a producer for Richard Simmons' (short-lived) talk show as a prospective guest. (No, it wasn't about weight loss.)

TRUE -- I used to run a campy 70's pop culture website, and they were contacting me for a chance to spend a day with Leif Garrett. Somebody else ended up getting picked for the show.

5:17pm: I totally stole this.
Here is a list of 10 things about me. Three items on the list are completely made-up. Can you guess which ones are untrue?

1. I marched in a parade in Southern California dressed as a reindeer.

2. Paris Hilton is my second cousin.

3. One weekend, I hung out with a transgender who had guns stuffed in her couch cushions and a bomb in her coffee table. Later that afternoon, I rode with a biker gang. That evening, I went to a gay bar to watch a drag show. One of the performers recognized me, and ran off mid-performance. To this day, I still don't know who it was.

4. I was once trapped in an elevator for 2 days.

5. I can smell when a thunder storm is approaching.

6. I once jumped rope for 6 hours.

7. I once ate 3 pounds of butter for 20 bucks.

8. When I was in the fourth grade, I got kicked out of a depatment store for trying on women's shoes.

9. When I was younger, I wanted to train to be an Olympic gymnast, but my parents wouldn't let me.

10. I was contacted by a producer for Richard Simmons' (short-lived) talk show as a prospective guest. (No, it wasn't about weight loss.)

6:09pm: That is the question...
Is money really that important? Yes, it really f*ckin' is! It's high time that I start treating it with the respect it deserves.

10:45pm: I think I'm turning Japanese: I really think so.

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were! You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji. You even answer your phone "moshi moshi." While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope. Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

2:31pm: Nerd Alert! Star Wars Parody Approaching! Engage Sense of Humor Now!
( Episode III -- Padme and Anakin's Reunion -- with New and Improved Dialogue. )

5:42pm: I must warn you, I'm very good at backflips.
Here's a survey fer ya. Cut it. Paste it. Spread it like herpes.
Movie Survey (indie/mainstream; no porn)
1. Worst Stephen King movie:
2. List your top 10 favorite movie quotes:
3. Best masturbation scene:
4. List 3 movie mistakes you've noticed:
5. Cheesy movie you secretly love:
6. Top 3 best foreign films:
7. Most underrated actor/actress:
8. Worst movie you've ever seen:
9. Best 80's movie:
10. Best sex scene:
11. Widescreen or Fullscreen?
12. Worst dialogue:
13. Best Documentary:
14. Best Star Wars Episode:
15. Best Rock/Music movie:
16. Best martial arts movie:
17. Most miscast actor/actress:
18. Best actor in the role of Batman:
19. Most annoying water movie:
20. Favorite filmmaker:

( My Answers )

7:01pm: For Your Amusement...
1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2) I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3) I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in.
4) I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5) I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6) I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7) I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8) If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.

9:20am: Shocking Photos They Don't Want You to See...
( Click )

8:15pm: Someday I'll stop doing these, and actually post some semi-meaningful content. Someday...

generationvex's LJ stalker is tank182!

tank182 is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

12:06pm: This quiz doesn't allow much political wiggle room.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

8:55pm: Damn Yankee!

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

20% Yankee

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

10:20pm: I think, therefore, I am bitter...

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. “Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.” “It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.” --Jean-Paul Sartre “It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.” --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... </td> Existentialism 75% Utilitarianism 70% Kantianism 65% Justice (Fairness) 65% Nihilism 55% Strong Egoism 40% Hedonism 40% Divine Command 15% Apathy 15% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

12:45pm: My English skills have really gone to hell.

Advanced You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 72% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 61% on Beginner You scored higher than 71% on Intermediate You scored higher than 47% on Advanced You scored higher than 53% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

8:12pm: I don't even have to write my own posts anymore!
it's so not fair that I have this morning off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and wish I was dead.

What sucks is that Friday at school my manager said to put in some overtime but like she's not going to pay for the overtime.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

3:06am: Custom Button Ordering Info
( Click Here )

10:02am: Meme-alicious

what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

11:23am: You'll hear no complaints from me

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	166
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

9:50am: Run with the pack...



Aye, another waste of time.

1:58pm: I really need a hobby.

generationvex's LJ stalker is dewaltgirl!

dewaltgirl is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

4:02pm: God never closes a door without boarding up a window.
Yesterday, I wished that I didn't have to go back to work today. Well, I got my my wish. It seems they decided to lay me off while I was on vacation, and wait to tell me when I got back. How very thoughtful of my employers! Now I have to roll over my 401k into an IRA, and cancel my medical insurance. (Well, I don't have to cancel it, as long as I can pay $304.97 a month.) They're only giving me 4 weeks of severance pay, which is a lot less than it seems.

Maybe this will finally light a fire under my ass to expand my merch business, and finally get my web site up, so I don't have to depend on employers for my income.

5:19pm: Damn quizes!

Which Empire Records Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

12:48am: Achtung!
You will go to the Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute on the 30th, and you will like it!

Place: Blue Note
Time: 9 pm
(I believe the Blue Note is "19 to enter, 21 to drink," but you might want to call and make sure.)

Be there, or suck.

1:03am: Yeah, another rant.
Damn s.o.b. at the print shop printed all my button artwork slightly too big, so now I have to reprint all three orders again. I explained to him why the artwork has to be printed at precisely the dimensions the file specifies, and how to do it, but he still printed it too *bleeping* big. This guy argues with me every time I go in there, and treats me like I don't know what I'm doing. I've been in the graphics game for quite a long time, and I don't appreciate some 19-year-old Xerox jockey taking a condescending tone towards me. Now, I'll have to spend all Friday night pressing the orders so they'll be done on time.

5:45pm: Sweet Mother of God, No!

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is	MaleFemaleUndecided
Your favorite color is	RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteOther
You are stuck there because	everyone else died due to the wrath of God
For _____ years	21
With
He/She will think you are	lazy
You will	kill yourself
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